I fucking hate guys who describe themselves as "Nice Guy". Whenever I see that, I know that what he really means is he is needy and clingy and will drive me up the fucking wall, and then when I finally try to peel him off my leg, he'll cry and say "girls only want ASSHOLES, not nice guys!"
I've got a clue by 4 for all the self professed Nice Guy™ types.
If you have to TELL me you're nice, you're not.
I don't want a nice guy dammit. I want a GOOD guy. I don't want the guy who is desperately seeking his soul mate, I want the one who is happy with his life and has his own interests, but would be interested in meeting someone fun to see what happens next. I want the guy who is supportive of my hobbies without trying to become fully involved, and who appreciates the fact that I don't want to be 100% involved in every little thing he does either.
Without fail, every Nice Guy™ I've gone out with has been a pain in the ass.
Nice Guy™ "Please come over tonight"
Star "I can't, I've got explosive diarrhea and can't stop puking"
Nice Guy™ "But I NEED you I want to BE with you PLEASE come!"
Star "Did you hear me? I'm spraying out both ends. I'm sick"
Nice Guy™ "Don't you want to be with me? I love you! Ok I'll come over"
Star "No I'm sick and I don't want company now and we just met 2 days ago anyway"
Nice Guy™ "But WHYYYYYY NOOOOOOT??"
Star "Fuck off"
for the record, I'm dating a Good Guy now, and he's fuckin awesome
